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April 14, 2006

Funny incident...I read

Funny incident …I read

Read on the true incident of a lady and just keep on laughing !!!! You just can't stop laughing, I am so sure abt it. One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up eating beans just to keep him happy.Some months later, on my birthday , my car broke down on the way home from work.  Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odour of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the dinner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans.All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas.  Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight."  He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang.  He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill.I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously.  Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than oked=20cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signalled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and I nearly died when I saw twelve dinner guests seated around the table & they all chorused: "Happy Birthday!" to me. Regards,Honey

April 13, 2006

Excellent Quotes

Excellent Quotes

If opportunity does not knock then build a door.....
......but dont ever give up.

It is easy to gather momentum when ur going
downhill and equally difficult when going uphill.

Obstacles are placed across our life,
not to be boggled at, but to be surmounted.

Necessity is the mother of invention

THINK BIG becoz....
.....Low aim is CRIME.

Spend each moment perfecting the next,
not correcting the last

Climb the ladder....
....but remember it is really really lonely at the top.

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Wacky Quotes

Wacky Quotes:

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it
seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an
hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S
relativity.
- Albert Einstein

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working
the moment you get up in the morning and does not
stop until you get into the office.
- Robert Frost

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's
there to appreciate it.
- Franklin P. Jones

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain
the success of those we don't like?
- Jean Cocturan

It matters not whether you win or lose; what
matters is whether I win or lose.
- Darrin Weinberg

Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome.

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will
remember you when he is
in trouble again.

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand
wrong answers.

It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it
creative problem solving.

April 11, 2006

Traveller's Toolkit

Hi guys,

If you are a frequent traveler and like to spend time with your gadgets. I think this traveler's toolkit would help you. It is a good collection of ........................check it out...........!